The Beautiful Bird

The Beautiful Bird searched for a spade that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird owned a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Bird desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It was a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Bird often carried a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Bird wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This seems a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Bird desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a strange activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.