A Square Bird

A Square Bird owned a custard pie to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Bird carried a spade to try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

A Square Bird craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Square Bird often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Square Bird carried a bat that they would throw. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Square Bird often carried a toilet brush to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.