A Handsome Bird

A Handsome Bird always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Bird needed a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Bird always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen item.

A Handsome Bird always had with them a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

A Handsome Bird needed a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.

A Handsome Bird needed a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.