His Stupid Bird

His Stupid Bird always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Bird had a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Bird searched for a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Bird desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Bird desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Bird desperately craved for a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.