The Stupid Bird

The Stupid Bird desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often worship. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Bird often carried a stretchman to play with. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. A stretchman being the item selected.

The Stupid Bird found a bag of poop that they would hug. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Stupid Bird desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Stupid Bird desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Bird always had with them a sponge that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.