The Eccentric Bird

The Eccentric Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Bird always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Bird looked for a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Bird desperately desired a ball that they would often share. It is a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Bird always kept a sword to sleep with. It was a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Bird carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.