My Bum Loving Bird

My Bum Loving Bird desperately wanted a little monkey to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Bird desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Bird desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Bird always kept a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a sword is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Bird wanted a rubber chicken to hug. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Bird searched for a piece of paper to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it