The Anxious Bird

The Anxious Bird had a radiator that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Bird searched for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. It is a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Bird searched for a computer that they liked to eat. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was stunning. A computer was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Bird desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Bird often carried a stapler that they would annihilate It was a weird operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.