My Grumpy Bird

My Grumpy Bird craved for a little monkey that they would share. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Bird craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Bird often carried a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Bird looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Bird desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Bird desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.