What's better, Beer or Bitcoin? You decide!

So i might as well start the conversation now: What's better, BEER or BITCOIN?

Beer: Is delicious, has bubbles, gives you a warm sense of self being, makes you pee, gets your wife mad at you, can be used to marinate steak and chicken, gives you muscles, makes you feel rich even when you pay the tab, will make you go broke and makes you optimistic on Bitcoin, even in the face of FUD.

BITCOIN: Can buy delicious things, is potentially one big bubble, gives you a warm sense of self being when prices are up, doesn't make you pee, get's your wife mad at you, can not be used to marinate steak or chicken, gives you financial muscles, makes you feel rich when it's up, will make you go broke, makes you eternally optimistic even in the face of FUD!

If you were to ask me, my answer would be: Beers for me and me mates for the entire night purchased with .00000001 Bitcoin, that would be it for me! If you ask me, my hops loving, money making, altcoin friends, we're only a few years away from this reality!

I'm looking for you to tell me what your thoughts and input are. Only time will tell, but we should have the conversation now, before its too late... for all our livers...and our wallets!