The Stupid Bear

The Stupid Bear looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Stupid Bear had a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Stupid Bear searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. This seems a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Bear needed a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Stupid Bear desired a melon that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Bear desperately wanted a cheese grater to worship. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.