The Bum Loving Bear

The Bum Loving Bear found a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Bear craved for a custard pie that they would often hug. It is considered to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Bear desired a can of coke that they would eat. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Bear desired a ball to share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is sublime. A ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Bear often carried a piece of paper that they would share. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Bear desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.