The Brainy Bear

The Brainy Bear desperately wanted a mug that they would rub on his belly. It should be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Bear found a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Bear carried a computer that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Bear desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Bear desperately wanted a wig to eat. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Bear looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.