The Stupid Bear

The Stupid Bear desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

The Stupid Bear searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Bear always had with them a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Bear desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Bear needed a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Bear desired a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A cup would be the item that was selected.