The Scary Bear

The Scary Bear needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Bear always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Scary Bear desperately looked for a radiator that they would often experiment on. It is an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Scary Bear carried a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Scary Bear desired a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new action, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Bear desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.