My Little Bear

My Little Bear needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Little Bear desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Little Bear searched for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

My Little Bear always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Little Bear desperately searched for a set square that they would often worship. It might be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

My Little Bear found a custard pie that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie being the item selected.