A Square Bear

A Square Bear looked for a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Square Bear desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

A Square Bear owned a melon that they would occasionally break. It might be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

A Square Bear often carried a tomato that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was amazing. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Bear found a set of lego to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Square Bear desperately craved for a block of cheese to smash. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.