The Different Bear

The Different Bear desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was miraculous. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Different Bear always carried a bottle of coke that they would annihilate It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Different Bear wanted a wig that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Bear desperately looked for a sword that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Different Bear looked for a hat that they liked to break. This seems an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Different Bear desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a spade having that done to it