My Confused Bear

My Confused Bear desperately looked for a crown to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

My Confused Bear craved for a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Bear looked for a tomato that they would often experiment on. It should be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt it was epic. A tomato being the item opted for.

My Confused Bear often carried a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

My Confused Bear wanted a crown that they would drop. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it was exciting. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Bear had a cup that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup having that done to it