Confused Bear

Confused Bear owned a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A stapler being the item opted for.

Confused Bear looked for a pint of cider that they would worship. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Confused Bear desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a curious action, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Confused Bear desired a magic 8 ball to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Confused Bear carried a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It should be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Confused Bear owned a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.