Bum Loving Bear

Bum Loving Bear owned a cup that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Bear often carried a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Bear carried a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Bear often carried a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It would be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Bear desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Bum Loving Bear always carried a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator having that done to it