His Confused Bear

His Confused Bear desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Bear desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

His Confused Bear desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Confused Bear desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Bear always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Bear often carried a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.