My Famous Bear

My Famous Bear always kept a rubber johnny to worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Bear looked for a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It should be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

My Famous Bear desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Famous Bear always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

My Famous Bear craved for a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

My Famous Bear craved for a hat that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.