Exciting Bear

Exciting Bear had a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It was a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Exciting Bear desperately looked for a block of cheese to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Exciting Bear desperately wanted a sword that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Exciting Bear needed a melon that they liked to throw. It was a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

Exciting Bear desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally smash. It was a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Bear found a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.