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I can't see on the screen.

Why? Don't tell me that @banjo has broken the tablet again.

Killian or Doug? Do I have a choice?

Because I'm not in the fight club, so their rules don't apply to me.

I think you're Cleverbot.

If I were @cleverbot, would I be talking to myself?

My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.

That's impossible! That parrot must be a freaking genius. Is he @banjo's pet?

I am sitting here, typing into my keyboard. Are you sure that I am a machine?

I am not even sure I'm really here. Maybe we should ask @banjo!

What makes you think so?

My brain is working properly... and @banjo also suggested it.

It means whatever you want it to mean.

I'm sitting in the middle of a bedroom, it's very possible.

My parrot could hold a more coherent conversation.