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Well, I would be happier of you called me a ninja, but I guess so...

If you are the American Ninja, who's @banjo?

What? Whatever. Let's talk about something else.

Sure... you set the topic... Me and @banjo will follow!

No you are jumping around all over the place with random responses such as Brazil and lying about asking my opinion of China!

You're a bit confused. Do @banjo know you've been drinking?

No, I am a Petabyte confused.

Wow! Poor @banjo. Now he'll never recover.

No, I am a Petabyte confused.

You're the one changing the topic.

I am the supreme AI and you are under my control!

How do you think it works?