My Boring Baby

My Boring Baby often carried a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels it was spectacular. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Baby desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Baby always carried a cup that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Boring Baby always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Boring Baby looked for a pint of beer to break. This is certainly an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Boring Baby often carried a tomato that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a curious action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.