Round Baby

Round Baby always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Round Baby found a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Round Baby found a sword that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

Round Baby needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Round Baby desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

Round Baby desired a spade that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a spade was the item that was selected.