Scary Baby

Scary Baby desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Baby desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often smash. It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Scary Baby looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Baby needed a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Baby always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

Scary Baby desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.