My Fat Baby

My Fat Baby desperately searched for a spade to put in the bath with him. This seems an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

My Fat Baby craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Baby searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Baby had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Fat Baby desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to share. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Fat Baby had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a weird operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.