A Stupid Baby

A Stupid Baby desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Baby looked for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Baby carried a big sponge that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Baby desperately looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Baby desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Baby needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.