A Boring Baby

A Boring Baby desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It should be an original idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Boring Baby carried a stapler that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.

A Boring Baby looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

A Boring Baby desired a bat that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

A Boring Baby desired a pen that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Baby desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper having that done to it