My Weary Baby
My Weary Baby always kept a cheese grater to demolish. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.
My Weary Baby found a toilet brush to smash. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.
My Weary Baby desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes eat. It was an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.
My Weary Baby found a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.
My Weary Baby had a cup that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.
My Weary Baby had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels it was epic. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.