Their Boring Baby

Their Boring Baby carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Their Boring Baby looked for a wig that they liked to sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Baby had a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Baby desperately looked for a can of coke to hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Boring Baby carried a spade to annihilate It might have been an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Baby wanted a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.