Their Handsome Baby

Their Handsome Baby desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Baby had a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Handsome Baby craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Baby desired a lava lamp to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Baby wanted a sponge that they sometimes break. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is epic. A sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Handsome Baby needed a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was exciting. A pen is the thing that was chosen.