The Bewildered Baby

The Bewildered Baby desired a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Baby searched for a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby had a sack of potatoes to experiment on. It is an exciting action, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby often carried a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Baby needed a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby wanted a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.