My Nervous Baboon

My Nervous Baboon craved for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a new operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Nervous Baboon desperately desired a bag of poop to sleep with. This seems to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Baboon wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Nervous Baboon found a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

My Nervous Baboon craved for a bag of poop that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Nervous Baboon craved for a melon that they would often experiment on. It might have been an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.