The Confused Baboon

The Confused Baboon always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was sublime. A bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Baboon desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Confused Baboon desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Baboon searched for a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be wonderous. A mug was the chosen item.

The Confused Baboon always had with them a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a crown having that done to it

The Confused Baboon desperately searched for a ball to hug. It would be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.