The Handsome Baboon

The Handsome Baboon had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Baboon desired a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Baboon desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Baboon had a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Baboon always had with them a cup that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

The Handsome Baboon always kept a tomato to put on his head. It might have been an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.