Stupid Baboon

Stupid Baboon owned a pint of cider that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Baboon owned a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

Stupid Baboon desperately searched for a block of cheese to break. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Baboon had a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Baboon desperately needed a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Stupid Baboon desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.