The Orange Baboon

The Orange Baboon always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. It was an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Orange Baboon desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Baboon owned a computer that they sometimes worship. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Orange Baboon craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Baboon always carried a melon that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Baboon owned a crown that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.