My Eccentric Baboon

My Eccentric Baboon carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. It is a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Baboon often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. It would be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

My Eccentric Baboon desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to eat. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Eccentric Baboon often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Eccentric Baboon always carried a can of coke that they would sleep with. This seems a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Baboon desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.