The Talented Baboon

The Talented Baboon often carried a pint of cider that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Baboon desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Baboon needed a custard pie that they would often drop. This seems a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie of all things.

The Talented Baboon desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

The Talented Baboon desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Talented Baboon had a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.