A Nervous Baboon

A Nervous Baboon always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It would be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

A Nervous Baboon always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It should be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

A Nervous Baboon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Baboon had a cucumber to eat. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Baboon owned a stapler that they liked to worship. It would be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be exciting. A stapler of all things.

A Nervous Baboon owned a stapler that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.