Tired Baboon

Tired Baboon needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Tired Baboon desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Tired Baboon always carried a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Tired Baboon desperately wanted a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen item.

Tired Baboon needed a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Tired Baboon often carried a hat that they would often worship. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.