Scary Artist

Scary Artist desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally drop. It is an odd activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Scary Artist often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Scary Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Scary Artist often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Scary Artist desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen item.

Scary Artist desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.