The Cute Artist

The Cute Artist craved for a pint of cider to put on his head. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Artist desired a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Artist always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Artist often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Cute Artist desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Artist desperately wanted a pen to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.