The Angry Artist

The Angry Artist needed a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Angry Artist carried a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Angry Artist always carried a helmet that they would often play with. It should be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Angry Artist desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Artist desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was simply life. A radiator being the chosen item.

The Angry Artist always kept a crown that they would sometimes eat. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.