Their Weary Artist

Their Weary Artist wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Weary Artist desperately desired a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Weary Artist wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Artist often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Their Weary Artist had a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Artist looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.