Her Grumpy Artist

Her Grumpy Artist looked for a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been an original action, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Her Grumpy Artist desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was sublime. A painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Artist desperately needed a cup that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Artist desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Artist owned a radiator that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Artist desperately needed a computer that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.